When In Chicago

when someone wants ketchup on their hot dog

when crumbs gives out samples on the street

when there are more dunkin donuts than starbucks

When you order a pot shot at mcfadden’s to cope with the fact you’re at mcfadden’s

When you order a chocolate milkshake

When you go to a cubs rooftop but don’t actually watch the game

when macy’s acquired marshall field’s

when it’s 80 degrees in march but 50 degrees in may

when in wicker park

when you’re not moving on 90/94